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Strange Things Keep Happening to Me…

Posted by Editormum on 2 August 2010 in True Stories

Like today. I went out to my car at lunch time, and put my purse and book on the passenger seat while I sat on the side of the driver’s seat. I happened to glance up at the windshield. It didn’t look right. There was a strange, black, tombstone-shaped sticker thing in the upper middle [...]

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Lessons Learned in a Hurry, part 1

Posted by Editormum on 14 June 2010 in Philosophy, True Stories

My life has been lived in a raging hurry the last few weeks.  Catching up at work from a vacation. Running to various doctor appointments. Getting kids ready for, and off to, summer camp. Fighting with the ex. Yard sales. Curriculum fairs. And a multitude of other activities. And it hasn’t ended yet. But that’s [...]

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The Stupid Talent Strikes Again

Posted by Editormum on 16 January 2010 in Family Life, True Stories

Back in December, I wrote about my talent of getting injured in the most ridiculous ways — while engaged in perfectly innocuous, normally safe activities. Well, the stupid talent has struck again: I fell last night and hurt my left hand badly. I had come home from eating dinner at Las Tortugas Deli Mexicana, and [...]

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My Stupid Talent

Posted by Editormum on 15 December 2009 in Family Life, True Stories, Work Life

I am weird. Everyone who knows me, even on a slight basis, knows this. But my weirdness isn’t just that I dress funny and use words no one else ever heard of, and both read and proofread everything I see. My best talent is getting hurt. Only I never get hurt normally. You know, most [...]

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I’m Beginning to Hate Dogs …

Posted by Editormum on 5 December 2009 in Family Life, True Stories

… and their owners. At least the irresponsible and inconsiderate ones. I’ve had a long day at the office with a lot of frustration and insanity. I was at work from 0800 to 1630 (with no lunch, but that’s another story), and then from 1900 to 2315. I’m tired. It’s cold. It’s dark. I’m finally [...]

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Tech Support Blues, Second Verse

Posted by Editormum on 23 August 2009 in Family Life, True Stories

A journal of my three-day exercise in frustration and futility, and how it all came out in the end. Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:00. Internet working normally. Closed browser but did not power-down computer. Friday, 21 August 2009 07:00 Opened browser window and received error message.  Restarted computer. Error message. Cleared cache, and all history, [...]

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Late Night Television Sucks

Posted by Editormum on 15 June 2009 in Entertainment

I was really skeptical about Leno leaving the late night lineup, and my fears have been justified. Granted, I’m not even supposed to be up for late night television … I’m supposed to be in bed by 22:00. But I’m a single mother of two … do you really think that I’m gonna be in [...]

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WHY DOES CRAZY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?

Posted by Editormum on 25 July 2008 in Family Life, True Stories

I was eating dinner with the kids at a certain local chain restaurant tonight. As the waiter was clearing the dishes, a knife fell off of a plate, and bounced off of my water glass onto the floor. He apologized. I said it was okay. And we both assumed that was the end of it. [...]

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Seven-Year-Old Traffic Cop

Posted by Editormum on 17 July 2008 in News Commentary

You just gotta love this story. I’d love to hug this kid, and deposit money in his college fund for every speeder he’s caught. (‘cept I’m broke.) You have to wonder why the real cops aren’t taking advantage of this. Heck, let the kid give them traffic citations—he’d probably get a huge kick out of [...]

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The E-mailer’s 10 Commandments

Posted by Editormum on 19 March 2007 in Education, Entertainment, News Commentary, etiquette

or….Rules I Wish Everyone Would Follow When Using My E-mail Address: Thou shalt send no prurient or pornographic material to my e-mail address. Thou shalt not forward advertisements for weight loss products, work-at-home opportunities, or sexual enhancement products to my e-mail address. Thou shalt not sign me up for free offers, newsletters, or news bulletins [...]

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