Posted by Editormum on 12 June 2003 in
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I didn’t realize that the toothy giants were this touchy, but apparently the sight of a nude guy leaping into its tank has terrified a shark to death. According to personnel at the sea life center in which the shark lived (in England), these particular kinds of sharks are highly susceptible to stress, and, if the vets discover that the shark died from stress, the sea life center will sue the leaping laddie for criminal damages.
I gotta wonder about that shark, though. It’s a shark, for goodness’ sake! It has enough teeth to stock a knife boutique. If it didn’t want that guy in its home, why didn’t it just bite him?
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Nude Dude Kills Shark
I didn’t realize that the toothy giants were this touchy, but apparently the sight of a nude guy leaping into its tank has terrified a shark to death. According to personnel at the sea life center in which the shark lived (in England), these particular kinds of sharks are highly susceptible to stress, and, if the vets discover that the shark died from stress, the sea life center will sue the leaping laddie for criminal damages.
I gotta wonder about that shark, though. It’s a shark, for goodness’ sake! It has enough teeth to stock a knife boutique. If it didn’t want that guy in its home, why didn’t it just bite him?
Tags: humour, news