I Need More Water … Do You?
I’m sitting here staring at this gallon jug of water, wondering if I can make it go away. I suppose I could pour it down the sink, or use it to water the plants, but that’s not really going to get me to my goal. Like Dumbledore in his ill-fated quest for the horcrux, I […]
An Appalling Case of Water Intoxication
A 28-year-old mother of three has died as a result of her participation in a contest that I can only describe as criminally irresponsible. Did no one think to consult a physician or even a sports/personal trainer before implementing this idea?! I don’t know who thought it up, but Sacramento radio station KDND (107.9 FM) […]
Happiness is …
… a litre bottle of Perrier. There’s a little boutique-type grocery/bistro nearby that I love to eat at. The food is good, the atmosphere is unique, and they recently stopped stocking Perrier in 12-ounce bottles and started carrying 1-litre bottles. All I can say is “YIPPEE!” I like Perrier. It’s bubbly like soda without the […]