Nude Dude De-Ducted
Store owners called the fire department when a disembodied voice was heard in the back storage room. The firemen who responded heard a muffled voice coming from the ductwork, so they dismantled part of it, letting a man clad only in socks slide out. According to the AP report, the man said that “some people” […]
New Manager Celebrates by Strangling Duck!
There’s a fascinating item on the menu at Paris’s La Tour d’Argent, and on Tuesday, the one-millionth serving of this delicacy will be celebrated with rare wines and fireworks above the Cathedral of Notre Dame. Only140 select guests will be admitted to the celebratory feast. What is this rare and unusual delicacy that is served […]
Bizarre Theft: Why on Earth Would You Steal That?!
I’ve wondered about thieves ever since I was about 10, when someone broke into our home and stole six large cans of Crisco, all the hamburger in the freezer, and my mother’s giant-size laundry basket (among other things). Now, according to an AP report, another thief is apparently sniffing the same glue… “Along with a […]
Safe Driving Endangers Lives
I’ve always said that being careful causes accidents. If you just bounce blithely through life, ricocheting off of anything in your path, you will escape unscathed. This story proves it: A 19-year-old woman in Hamlin, WV, survived being hit by two trains; the first train knocked her car off of one track and onto an […]
More Thoughts on the War
I see that France and Germany are still against our going to war with Saddam Hussein…giving us more of that “diplomacy can work” garbage. Quite frankly, I am disgusted. If it weren’t for America, neither country would be anything like what it is today. In fact, if it weren’t for America, there might not even […]
Report Cards for PARENTS?! Gimme a Break!
Click here and scroll down to read the post that inspired this rant. This has got to be the most ludicrous idea I’ve ever heard, bar none. I have so many objections to this idea that I don’t even know where to start, so I’m going to plunge in and give stream-of-consciousness a try. First of […]
Thoughts on Today’s Tragedy
I was hurled into the strangest sense of deja vu this morning when I turned on the television. First of all, I was mentally steeling myself for an hour of kiddie-fare, as it was time for Blues Clues and Dora the Explorer, without which my sons’ week is not complete. So to get, not Joe […]
Creepy Wedding Antics in New Zealand
All that hanging upside down has sent the New Zealanders insane. Either that or funeral prices there are so high that the only way to have a proper funeral was to do it at the wedding. Why else would you bring your dead grandpa in his coffin to your wedding? According to the AP report, […]
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